"What exactly are people who drink beer and use dynamite trying to say?" -Dilbert
"Ah, usually it's something like, 'I'm sorry about what happened to your mobile home, Bobby Joe.' But it's not what they say, it's their right to say it." -Dogbert

"...and a gender change operation card that says 'Get well,' and then on the inside it says 'hung.' Cute!" -Alice

Written by Ned Goldreyer and Stephen Sustarsic & David Silverman and Scott Adams and Larry Charles, Directed by Andi Klein

Starring Daniel Stern, Chris Elliott, Larry Miller, Gordon Hunt, Jackie Hoffman. Also starring Tom Kenny, Gary Kroeger, Tress MacNeille, Jim Wise.