Season 1, Episode 13: The Infomercial


"Oh my God, my worst fear has come true!" -Dilbert
"You mean a pregnant spider crawled up your nose while you were sleeping and laid eggs in your head?" -Dogbert
"Okay, my second worst fear." -Dilbert

"So, what can I get you fellers to swaller?" -cook
"Could we see a menu?" -Dilbert
"This ain't Paris, boy." -cook
"Okay, give us two of whatever you've touched the least." -Dilbert
"Two soaps...." -cook
"Make that one." -Dogbert


Written by Ned Goldreyer and Scott Adams and Larry Charles, Directed by Todd Frederikson, Joe Vaux

Starring Daniel Stern, Chris Elliott, Larry Miller, Gordon Hunt, Jackie Hoffman. Also starring Tom Kenny, Jim Wise, Gary Kroeger, Maurice LaMarche, Tress MacNeille.