Season 1, Episode 4: The Takeover

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Quotes

"'Please don't hurt me,' is not attitude." -Dogbert

"You were caught in a jungle voo-doo orgy with the cast of 'Deep Space Nine?'" -wife of CEO

"Carpe diem, Dilbert." -Wally
"Seize the day." -Dilbert
"What?" -Wally
"Carpe diem." -Dilbert
"I think that's a fish." -Wally

"Dilbert, we've arrived." -Wally

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Credits

Written by Larry Charles and Scott Adams and Ned Goldreyer, Directed by Andi Klein

Guest voices Jim Wise and Tom Kenny.