Season 1, Episode 5: Testing


"What qualifications do you have to fly on the space shuttle?" -Dilbert
"None, but strangely enough that doesn't disqualify me." -Dogbert

"That's it! I think I've done it!" -Dilbert
"That's not the word on the street." -Dogbert
"No. I've been trying to achieve the perfect ratio of Mango-flavored hyper-juice to water by shining a laser through it and measuring its absorption rate. I think I've done it." -Dilbert
"There's one small nothing for mankind. Have you tried following the directions on the back?" -Dogbert

"Ooh, boy, I've got goosebumps. Or some other strange growths." -boss

"If anyone needs me I'll be in my cubicle dangling from a power-strip." -Dilbert

"You look like the illegitimate child of Bill Gates and the Pillsbury dough-boy." -Dogbert


Written by David Silverman & Stephen Sustarsic, Directed by Chris Dozois

Starring Daniel Stern, Chris Elliott, Larry Miller, Gordon Hunt, Jackie Hoffman. Also starring Tom Kenny, Gary Kroeger, Tress MacNeille, Jim Wise.