Written by David Silverman & Stephen Sustarsic, Directed by Mike Kim

Starring Daniel Stern, Chris Elliott, Larry Miller, Gordon Hunt, Jackie Hoffman. Also starring Tom Kenny, Gary Kroeger, Maurice LaMarche, Tress MacNeille, Jim Wise.

"Do you think normal people pack suitcases this way?" -Dogbert
"I'm an engineer, not a normal person." -Dilbert

"Nothing like slave labor to perk up the economy." -Dogbert

"A license to kill." -Dogbert
"Better. You can steal too." -Garbageman

"Here's my final offer: designated smoke breaks for anyone who catches fire. Take it or leave it." -Dictator