"I'd rather be sick at the office. They have soup and tea and nobody bugs me. Besides, I'm saving up sick days. I've got nearly twelve thousand. One day I'll have enough to call in sick until I retire." -Wally

"You think I'm mad, don't you, Dilbert." -boss
"No." -Dilbert
"You think I'm stupid." -boss
"No." -Dilbert
"Lazy?" -boss
"No." -Dilbert
"Fat?" -boss
"No." -Dilbert
"Well, I wish I'd married you instead of the hag in my house." -boss

Written by David Silverman & Stephen Sustarsic, Directed by Gloria Jenkins

Starring Daniel Stern, Chris Elliott, Larry Miller, Gordon Hunt, Jackie Hoffman. Also starring Tom Kenny, Gary Kroeger, Tress MacNeille, Jim Wise.