"Someone's into hardcore leprechaun porn... big time." -Wally

"Someone around here is into a weird theme." -Alice
"Says the woman who collects unicorn art." -Wally

"Where are we? In the jeffries tube?" -Dilbert
"It's the air conditioning duct." -Alice
"Oh, that's a disappointment." -Dilbert

"That's disgusting. I could sue you both for making this a hostile workplace." -Alice
"Ten minutes ago you beat a man senseless." -Dilbert
"He was senseless before I beat him." -Alice

"I've got a few tricks in my engineering bag." -Dilbert
"You don't have an engineering bag." -Alice
"You could use Alice." -Wally

Written by David Silverman & Stephen Sustarsic and Scott Adams and Larry Charles, Directed by Barry Vodos

Starring Daniel Stern, Chris Elliott, Larry Miller, Gordon Hunt, Jackie Hoffman

Also starring Tom Kenny, Gary Kroeger, Jim Wise

Special guest star Jason Alexander as Catbert