Season 1, Episode 9: The Knack
"I didn't become an engineer so I could pollute the solar system." -Alice
"Why did you become an engineer?"
"Isn't it obvious? She picked the one profession where she'd be surrounded by sexy men all day." -Wally
"So, tell me more about this polluting space idea." -Alice
"What should we do?" -Loud Howard
"Stop being a stick-in-the-mud. Everybody's having a great time. No more multi-tasking, no more fax-modems, e-mail, voice-mail, video-conferencing, tele-conferencing, pointing, clicking, and all that other stuff I never did anyway." -Wally
"I know you've grown accustomed to the new ways, the authenticity and the relationship with nature, but it's a lie. We live a in a cold mechanistic technocracy. We have to make that work." -Dilbert
Written by Ned Goldreyer and Scott Adams and Larry Charles, Directed by Michael Goguen
Starring Daniel Stern, Chris Elliott, Larry Miller, Gordon Hunt, Jackie Hoffman. Also starring Tom Kenny, Jim Wise, Gary Kroeger, Maurice LaMarche, Tress MacNeille.