Season 2, Episode 1: The Gift

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Written by Ned Goldreyer, Directed by Gloria Jenkins

Starring Daniel Stern, Larry Miller, Gordon Hunt, Jackie Hoffman

Also starring Tom Kenny, Gary Kroeger, Tress MacNeille, Jim Wise

Special guest star Buck Henry as Dadbert

Special guest star Russ Leatherman as voice of Moviefone

Special guest star Jeri Ryan as 7 of 9 alarm clock


"Alice, could you clean up the coffee spill? Our intern has suddenly discovered dignity." -Wally

"Why are people flying off the escalator? And what happened to Dogbert? And why do I think those questions are related?" -Dilbert

"Remember, Dilbert, at the all-you-can-eat buffet, the only obstacle is yourself... or an obstructed colon." -Dadbert

"And last..." -Mombert
"...but not least." -Dilbert
"Whatever." -Mombert

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