Season 2, Episode 8: Hunger

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You say tomato, I say TOMEATO!


Teleplay by Scott Adams and Larry Charles, Story by Larry Charles, Directed by Craig R. Maras

Starring Daniel Stern, Chris Elliott, Larry Miller, Gordon Hunt, Jackie Hoffman

Also starring Tom Kenny, Gary Kroeger, Tress MacNeille, Jim Wise

Special guest star Gilbert Gottfried as the troll


"Squanto?" -Dogbert
"He showed the pilgrims that if you put a fish in the ground with your corn seeds, it fertilizes the plant." -Dilbert
"How do you know Squanto wasn't trying to grow a fish tree? Maybe he was too lazy to dig his own hole." -Dogbert

"No offense, Dillweed, but what you enginessr know about marketing could fit inside the very small opening on a very small thing." -marketing guy

"What about Elbonia? There's a famine in Elbonia." -Dilbert
"Until CNN has a name for it, like 'Famine in Elbonia,' it's not really happening." -Alice
"Who are we to impose our way of life upon another culture?" -Wally
"I'm pretty sure that every culture likes to eat." -Dilbert
"Suppose we discovered an entire nation of supermodels? What then?" -Wally
"That is the dumbest hypothetical question I've ever heard." -Dilbert
"People always say that when I'm winning the argument." -Wally

"Can we go back to the hotel? I don't feel like I'm on a business trip until I pocket the little shampoos." -Wally

"Dilbert, would you mind leaving for a little while? I have trouble watching Baywatch with someone else in the room." -Wally

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