Quotes from The Return

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Dogbert: "Do you ever worry about putting your credit card information on the internet?"
Dilbert: "That is the most ridiculous question I have ever heard. It is no riskier to use your credit card online than to use it in any store."

Ashuk: "I once killed a coyote with this key.... It was very small.... It might have been a potato."

Loud Howard: "Any luck?"
Dilbert: "I don't believe in luck."
Wally: "That's good, because if you did you wouldn't have any."

Comp-U-Comp: "Perhaps we could settle this with some sort of competition."
Dilbert: "Fine. We'll see if you're superiour to humans by having a little competition."
Comp-U-Comp: "That was my idea. You're doing nothing but imitating me."
Dilbert: "Oh, yeah? Maybe it's you who is imitating me."
Alice: "Very mature, Dilbert. Good job representing our species."

Ratbert: "Is anyone gonna eat that last napkin?"

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