Quotes from The Virtual Employee

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Marketing guy: "Dilbish, nice tie. Howard, nice intern in your face."

Dilbert: "There is no Todd. We made him up."
Wally: "I'm not so sure. He has a cubicle and a job... that's all I have and I exist."
Alice: "You don't exist."
Wally: "I'm probably a bad example."

Dilbert: "We have seen the face of Todd, and he is us."

Boss: "I want you to get cracking on a follow-up: amputation in a jar."

Boss: "Why, if I was thirty pounds lighter and thirty years younger and... thirty percent stronger and... and thirty times taller I'd pop you one!"

Boss: "I'll be in my office doing some very important high-level breathing."

Dogbert: "People want to believe Todd exists, so anything you say in the name of Todd, people will tend to buy. You see, you can play Todd, but you still can't play Dogbert."

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