Quotes from The Delivery

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Dilbert: "I demand to see an actual doctor!"
Waiter: "Your health plan doesn't cover that, but I can offer you fresh ground pepper, warmed to body temperature under my arm."

Ratbert: "So, I understand I'm going to be an uncle. Unless it's a girl, then I'll be an aunt."
Dilbert: "Shouldn't you be swimming in the sewer or something."
Ratbert: "I'm taking a shortcut."

Catbert: "I'll tell you what, if you can squeeze out the little mutant during your coffee break, I won't doc your pay."

Dilbert: "I hope this doesn't become undignified."

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