Quotes from Company Picnic

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Boss: "This year we can't rest our buns no matter how plump and delicious they might be."

Vern: "You know how you still have a shred of self-respect?"
Dilbert: "Yes."
Vern: "You'll get over it."
Dilbert: "I don't think I will."
Vern: "You better."

Dogbert: "Hitting a baseball is the most difficult thing in all of sports, but getting hit by a pitch is the easiest."

Dogbert: "You've gotta stay hydrated, and by you, I mean me."

Ashuk: "My catching talent isn't anything to email home about either."

Ashuk: "Can crappy pitching beat good hitting too?"
Dilbert: "I don't think so."

Dogbert: "If she sees you outside of engineering you'll look like a wounded gazelle who needs to be thinned from the herd."
Dilbert: "Man, I wish we were debugging source code instead."

Dilbert: "2B, or not 2B, that is the question."

Juliet: "Wow, you really ate a poison hotdog just to be with me. That is so sweet. Incredibly stupid, but sweet."
Dilbert: "Really stupid. The stupidity far outweighs the sweetness. But the craziest part about this is that it was still the best date I ever had."

Dilbert: "You like me."
Dogbert: "You fill a special place in my life."
Dilbert: "In your heart?"
Dogbert: "On the couch. You head blocks the light from the lamp so it doesn't get in my eyes."

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