Quotes from Ethics

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Asok: "Oh, my, this is so not in my job description. I don't think I can possibly..."
Boss: "Stop whining and start slathering."

Boss: "There sure is a lot of weather today, all up there in the sky."

Loud Howard: "I always vote for the tallest guy. The tall ones are better."

Alice: "What's the old familiarity technique?"
Wally: "It involves spending so much time with a woman that she gets used to your faults. It's like falling in love, but without the expense."

Dilbert: "How did you get Ben Franklin's body?"
Garbage man: "You'd be surprised what people throw out."

Garbage man: "Keep your shirt on."
Dilbert: "I had no intention of taking it off."
Garbage man: "You make it hard for people to help you."

Dilbert: "I have an ethical question about our democratic system."
Ben Franklin: "Ah, yes, by now I suppose you've figured out it was all a big joke."
Dilbert: "What?"
Garbage man: "He doesn't know."
Ben Franklin: "Nevermind."

Ben Franklin: "The average voter can't find his bunghole with two hands. You don't want to leave it up to them, do you?"

Loud Howard: "Thanks to your internet voting network, no one will ever have to vote thirsty again."

Asok: "Hey! Look at me! I'm voting and I'm not even a citizen."

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