Quotes from Art

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Rusty Shanks: "Last week I taught you how to paint shrubbery using your own head as a brush."
Dogbert: "That was a good show."

Rusty Shanks: "Some people think abstract art can't be taught."
Dilbert: "I think that."

Dilbert: "I don't get art. Who decided that a painting of a bowl of fruit is art? How long can you look at the same bowl of fruit, anyway? At least with the actual fruit itself you can rearrange the pieces once in a while. You can eat it if you're hungry. You can watch it rot. But if all you have is a painting of fruit, you're options are limited."

Alice: "How hard could it be? Art has rules just like anything else. If you could teach a computer to play chess, you could teach a computer to make a painting."
Dilbert: "Thank you for converting an impossible assignment into something that will look like a personal failing on my part."

Dilbert: "How hard is it to brain-wash Ratbert?"
Ratbert: "Is that an insult?"
Dilbert: "No, it's a compliment."
Ratbert: "Thank you."

Dogbert: "Sounds like you need some art to lighten you up. How about this piece? It's new."
Ashuk: "Oh my goodness, those are my underpantsies!"

Boss: "Whoah, Nellie, looks like we just hit pay-duck."

Boss: "Apparently, the verdict is in. No one wants to look at crap when they can look at the blue duck."

Leonardo Da Vinci: "There is only one thing that can kill great art: the taint of uncoolness."

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